guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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