She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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