just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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