I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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