I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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