she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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