Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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