can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
