who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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