do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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