Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
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true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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