Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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