Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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