just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm determined to sit on that face.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
