if you like me you must not know who I am
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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