I feel like I'm in dance class right now
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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