Quick, to the slutcave!
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
