His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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