Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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