have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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