I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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