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I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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