Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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