Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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