office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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