I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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