I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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