I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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