drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
