ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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