Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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