i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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