I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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