either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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