i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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