I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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