My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
