Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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