Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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