People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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