used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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