I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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