Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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