Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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