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woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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