I accidentally had phone sex last night
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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