The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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