AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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