belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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