have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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