I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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