Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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