I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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