I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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