He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You almost got us killed.
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